So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are
asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks in the year in which you already have two
days off per week
leaving 261 days available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have
used up 170 days
leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break that accounts
for 23 days each year
leaving you only 68 days available.
With one hour each day for lunch, you have used up another
48 days
leaving only 20 days available.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This
leaves you
only 18 days available for work.
We offer 7 holidays per year so your available working time
is 11 days.
We generously give you 10 days vacation per year which
leaves you
with only 1 day available for work...
...and I'll be darned if you're going to take that day off!!!