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Vacation?!

A Day Off


So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks in the year in which you already have two days off per week leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break that accounts for 23 days each year leaving you only 68 days available.

With one hour each day for lunch, you have used up another 48 days leaving only 20 days available.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 18 days available for work.

We offer 7 holidays per year so your available working time is 11 days.

We generously give you 10 days vacation per year which leaves you with only 1 day available for work...

...and I'll be darned if you're going to take that day off!!!





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